A really cute waddling bird who lives in the icey south! He can't fly but swims and glides through ice really well! Penguins look as if they are wearing tuxedos and waddle!! they are so adorable!
by Kelly November 6, 2004
A penguin is one of the two magical creatures of Earth. They are extremely skilled at martial arts and are reliable agents of espionage. Penguins can traverse quickly through the water and are unaffected by sub-arctic temperatures. Penguins claim to be the original pioneers of space travel.
by James Brooks June 21, 2005
by Ookpick GooseFrubba August 17, 2005
Somebody who is so sexually innocent that even the most obviously perverted jokes and sexiest women cannot affect them. Usually only applies to teenagers, children do not count as penguins.
Penguins can also be people who simply do not think of sexual thoughts, they do not notice scantily clad classmates or get aroused often, if ever.
Penguins can also be people who simply do not think of sexual thoughts, they do not notice scantily clad classmates or get aroused often, if ever.
"Steve is such a penguin, he didn't even notice when Marissa bent over right in front of his face."
"You're such a penguin! Don't you ever think about the ladies?"
"You're such a penguin! Don't you ever think about the ladies?"
by SexyWolf69 June 5, 2012
To bound or tie a person up by their hands and feet, and then proceed to drop them into an ice cold body of water with the intention of killing them. The immobilized body position resembles that of a penguin, whose natural environment is very cold water.
by The Real Master Mike February 1, 2014
shut up kid its a penguin
by plutonium1887 November 19, 2021