Penguin Waddle 

The uncomfortable and visually peculiar method of walking that one must utilize after being on the receiving end of anal sex.

Oh man, look at that penguin waddle! Shana must've been rammed hard last night.

Penguin Waddle by mr exx February 21, 2009

A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope

The translation of a Swedish proverb to mean not to dwell on things that cannot be

Jack: So I've been putting a lot of thought into it and I think Jessica and I would make a great couple!

George: Come on Jack, remember what dad always told us: "A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope." You know you have no chance with Jessica, stop obsessing over it.

A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope by Zoom_Zolomon March 28, 2020