when a man and woman decide 2 fool around in cold weather conditions but the man cant get erect enough to go inside her.
by associatedwnyc August 6, 2009
The awkward waddle you are forced to do when you discover that you need toilet paper after you have taken a shit.
I have to start keeping extra tp in the bathroom, I had to do the stinky penguin twice today because of the taco bell last night
by flatmonkey December 24, 2013