A pen merchant is an individual who’s only form of scoring is from penalties. One notorious pen merchant is Chelsea player “Porginho” who somehow placed 3rd in the 2021 ballon d’or awards after scoring 11 goals that happened to be 11 penalties. He ghosted for Euro 2020 and UCL 20/21
Friend 1: hey did Chelsea win last night?
Friend 2: yes thanks to Porginho! He’s a world class penalty merchant
Friend 2: yes thanks to Porginho! He’s a world class penalty merchant
by Libelllula January 1, 2022
Prime Moments Giuseppe is a Penalty Merchant. So is Penaldo and Penandez. They are all examples of penalty merchants.
Prime Moments Giuseppe is a Penalty Merchant
by Shaqiri Shaqiri November 18, 2021
leo messi likes to teach his teammates how to dive in the pen area so he could preform his favorite football activity: penalty merchanting.
“i won the world cup with 7 penalties” -lionel messi
“i won the world cup with 7 penalties” -lionel messi
by cheettoz December 14, 2022
a term used to describe football players known for awarded penalty kicks, rather than regular goals.
penalty kicks are seen by some as easy, and require less effort unlike normal goals. people see players with lots of awarded penalties as unskillful.
penalty kicks are seen by some as easy, and require less effort unlike normal goals. people see players with lots of awarded penalties as unskillful.
by soepicchill July 20, 2023
A penalty merchant is a football player that likes scoring pent and cannot live without them. Most penalty merchant are from portugal e.g penaldo and penanzez.
Three clubs produce a good number of penalty merchant they are Manchester united, Real Madrid and juventus.
Three clubs produce a good number of penalty merchant they are Manchester united, Real Madrid and juventus.
1) ooh Joao Felix is on his way to become a penalty merchant
2) Akinsiku,Mota po,Daniel like to miss penalties unlike chinedu and Alabo who loves scoring them
2) Akinsiku,Mota po,Daniel like to miss penalties unlike chinedu and Alabo who loves scoring them
by Alanco December 31, 2021
Man United are such penalty merchants
by Jack furey March 2, 2021
A penalty merchant is a football player that likes scoring pent and cannot live without them. Most penalty merchant are from portugal e.g penaldo and penanzez.
Three clubs produce a good number of penalty merchant they are Manchester united, Real Madrid and juventus.
Three clubs produce a good number of penalty merchant they are Manchester united, Real Madrid and juventus.
1) ooh Joao Felix is on his way to become a penalty merchant
2) Akinsiku,Mota po,Daniel like to miss penalties unlike chinedu and Alabo who loves scoring them
2) Akinsiku,Mota po,Daniel like to miss penalties unlike chinedu and Alabo who loves scoring them
by Alanco December 31, 2021