Top Definition
A pen weasel is the asshole in your office that somehow accumlates everyones good writing pens. This person neve every buys a pen they always steal them.
Hey where the fuck did my pen go? My mom bought me a really good one for Christmas. Hey man just check the pen weasel I bet that asshat has it.
#boot weasel #asshat #jackass #fucko #fucktard #jerk off
by pantyteamaster September 28, 2010
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