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Something that make you quite ill when ingested, such as spoiled meat, snake venom, excrement or other disgusting matter.

Frequently, violent regurgitation occurs shortly after, if not during, ingestion. Ingesting too much can cause permanent brain damage.
Hey boss, I will be out of work today as I am quite ill. It turns out that sandwich I ate has some spoiled meat, it was a Pelosi.
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n1: cunt
n2: an irritating vagina
n3: a hyper-partisan, ill-informed, botoxed bitch
1. That bitch was such a pelosi.

2. After listening to her spouting off so much nonsense, I just knew I had to kick her in the pelosi.
by benmeade February 13, 2009
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A term to use instead of Bull Sh**, or "BS".
Used if something is ridiculous, idiotic, a half-truth, or just
stupid. It covers any number or negative formats. The dictionary defines it as: nonsense; especially foolish insolent talk.
"That's just a bunch of Pelosi."
"You're full of Pelosi"
by JimNHCT January 24, 2009
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Noun; that which results from excreting solid waste
Yesterday, after eating mexican chilli and uncooked marsupials all afternoon, I took the biggest Pelosi of my life. It took two cuts with a fork to get it to go down.
by Jim Sloyer November 09, 2006
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something said that is ridiculous, idiotic, a half truth or just stupid, synonym for BS
by Lou 123 February 02, 2009
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bullsh^t,not true, off the wall, no way
Jim is such a pelosi artist, you can never tell when he's telling the truth
by JaneQpublic April 03, 2009
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1. Mummified remains on puppet strings pulled by SCIU. Without soul, mind or heart.

2. To think you know better when in fact, you are corrupt.

3. To speak as if your mouth were wired shut and while doing so, only spout lies.
You: Did you see that woman Pelosi (perhaps man), on tv telling all those lies without moving her mouth?

Me: If she opened her mouth her dentures would fall out.

You: Why do mummies need dentures?

Me: Doctors use the dentures as a grip to hold on to while injecting her with economy size doses of botox.
by ijusttookapelosi February 03, 2010
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