Pelkercise 

A poorly executed workout routine that is primarily based around ten to twelve simple exercises. Differentiation of the routine is prohibited. It requires taking steroids, eating large quantities of bad food, and drinking heavily. In depth knowledge of the human body and its limitations are not necessary, and are often frowned upon.

Big guy, pretty strong, mentally unstable, with no body definition. Those are the results if you pelkercise.

Pelkercise by TheCManBaby!!! September 25, 2010

peckercide 

Ending your public life or public career by sticking your pecker where everyone knows it doesn't belong; committing professional suicide via your pecker.

Jon Edwards committed political peckercide when he cheated on his dying wife during his run for the presidency.

peckercide by My favorite cousin March 22, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016