peer

Fart in Estonian. Gases that come out of your ass.

Sa peeruhaisu tunned?

by Syko March 27, 2005

peer to peer pressure

social pressure via the internet (IM, IRC, email, etc) by members of one's peer group (clan, guild, team, etc) to take a certain action, adopt certain values, or otherwise conform in order to be accepted by the geek group

Jimmy: Dude, WoW Wrath of the Lich King is so awesome!!1111 you have to start playing WoW again!

James: No way man, stop it with the peer to peer pressure!

by Mofoo December 16, 2008

Peer Pressure

A disease pandemic that spreads across most schools and even work places. This crippling disease has the power to turn people from leaders into mind controlled sheep. This can ruin the lives of whoever is infected making them commit to actions they don't want to partake in. It is best to stay away from these types of people as the disease can spread onto unsuspecting victims. People infected with this disease will try to encourage healthy individuals to participate in unhealthy activities that will only hinder their development, including doing drugs, crime, unprotected sex, and many more disastrous activities. There is no cure, however, it can be treated over time and eventually go away with enough proper treatment. A person can be immune to this disease, meaning that s/he has enough self confidence to not be persuaded by the infected. These people will most likely lead successful lives and not end up like the worthless pieces of shit around them.

Symptoms of Peer Pressure:
inferiority complex
loss of individuality
is a pushover
having a lot of fake friends
drug problems
STD's from sex
having weak morals
desire to fit in
fear of being different
acting like an ass toward the uninfected

Treatment for Peer Pressure:
simply saying no
hanging out with the right crowd
practicing having strong morals
practicing confidence
developing meaningful friendships
staying away from the infected

Infected: "Hey you wanna smoke this blunt?"
Immune person: "No thanks, I'm good."
Infected: "Oh come on, if you don't smoke this then everyone will think you're a loser
Immune person: "Look, I don't want end up being a worthless piece of shit like yourself."
Infected: "Dude stop being such a pussy and smoke this blunt."
Immune person: "I SAID I DON'T WANT TO YOU FUCKING CUNT!!!"
Infected: "Ok geez fine, have fun being an outcast." (walks away with infected friends)

by Dubiks August 13, 2018

Peer Review

an outlet for patronizing psuedointellectuals to anonymously spew academically illiterate garbage onto someone else's creative genius.

Man, I had to have my essay peer reviewed today and that fucker wrote on my paper that I have a strong thesis but it changes in the "middel."

by ToggleSwitched January 31, 2011

Peer Guardian

A P2P protection program that prevents malevolent servers from accessing your computer while you illegally download movies, TV shows, music, books, and other types of "intellectual property." The program doesn't hide your IP address, but it does prevent companies like the recording industry from collecting evidence about what you're downloading. Peer Guardian only blocks IP addresses in its block lists, so it's not 100% effective. Despite this, it's better than nothing.

Peer Guardian 2 is often referred to as "the Condom of the Internet."

by downloader April 3, 2007

holly peers

A sport woman so hot and sexy, that your cock will erect without a doubt. British, smocking hot person

That chick is a fine ass lady.
- yes, a holly peers

by wanker on the ass of the world February 24, 2014

peers and seeds

In a torrent, peers are the people who are downloading and they are the people you share your files with.

The seeds are the people who are finished downloading, and they are the ones uploading the video so the peers have faster downloads.

peers and seeds:

peers: "ughh i need more seeds to download faster"
seeds: -currently uploading for the peers to download-

by patrick_star July 12, 2008