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Preloading

Drinking some alcohol before a party so as to enter the party already buzzed. Through this method, one can get drunk very quickly once he or she arrives at the party.
I'm tired of this guy always preloading and pretending to be a lightweight.
Preloading by Rashinkle January 6, 2009

Game preloading 

Preloading (in sense of videogames) is when you are able to download a game before it's actually been released and available for everyone to play. So when the game is out, you can play it instantly if you preloaded the game.

This is very useful to people who have slow internet speed, so they won't have to wait for a long time before they can start it.
Game preloading

1: Hey, will this game allow preloading?

2: Yes, it starts 24 hours before it releases
1: Nice, thought I would have to wait.

preloafing 

The act of masturbating to a loaf of wheat bread
Mmm that preloafing makes me fell horny
preloafing by Jock Carnley April 3, 2016

Preloading

Preloading is the process of drinking copious amounts of alcohol in preparation for a night out. In the process saving valuable money on drinks.

Normally used by mothers and the older generation who have heard the kids talking about Prelashing and misinterpreted it.

Originally coined in the small British town of Banbury

See also: Prelashing and Prinks
Mum 1: OMG have you seen the kids do this preloading thing?
Mum 2: Yes its obscene, I never drank like that.

Kid: MUM its prelashing you doyle.
Preloading by RobDog September 5, 2012

Peeboarding 

A variation of the waterboarding method of interrogation which kicks the torture level up a notch by replacing water with pee. Reserved for only the worst terrorists / assholes on the planet. Peeboarding is unofficially endorsed by both Dick Cheney and John Ashcroft.
When regular waterboarding won't produce results, resort to peeboarding.
Peeboarding by AGAshcroft June 17, 2012

Preloading

Using the art form of docking, one male ejaculates into another males penis. The man with the foreign spuz inside his penis then ejaculates into an unknowing female.
I didn't know that Susie got pregnant from our preloading party! I shouldn't be liable for this child support.
Preloading by Will Billy 2020 July 30, 2021
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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