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1. Most often proceed by "The", this is a project planning document which has been 'reduced' to a monolithic to-do list and is erroneously viewed by incompetent, nincompoop managers as a viable means of overseeing a project to completion.
2. An overbearing micromanager's phallic extension.
3. Used in pairs by employees - one to take a dump on and one to wipe with
"Where is The Peelann," he whined for the umpteenth time that day, "I need The Peelann."
by Bollux R. Daft July 04, 2003

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