PeePuck 

PeePuck is a gag/joke product. A yellow toilet puck that is placed in a toilet reservoir, causing the toilet to flush piss yellow for days or weeks.

Mother: Who didn't flush the damn toilet AGAIN!!!???

Son: It was me mom, I GOTCHA! You've just been PeePucked!

PeePuck by niceasilook July 19, 2010

peenuckle 

Similar to that of Camel Toe on a female, this frequently happens to men who wear their pants hiked up too high around their waist, thus causing their package to bulge to one side of the pant leg. An occasional double-peenuckle happens when the seam splits the beans and sausage evenly to either side. Regardless of the showing, the victim immediately sustains feelings of nausea, dizziness and vomiting may inevitebly follow if a peenuckle is seen on grandpa, dad or any other close male relative.

Dangit dad, wear your pants a little lower. We're tired of seeing your peenuckle!

peenuckle by Bardatello Sampsonite Duberry III February 24, 2007

peepack & gladstones 

n. dual slang terms used in conjunction to define the male scrotal membrane and balls.

derived from the twin borough by the same name in Somerset County, New Jersey and the grade school hypothesis that one’s ballsac is full of urine.

exemplifies the duality of the genital organs as both piss stick and pudding slinger.

"That girl yanked me so hard that my peepack and gladstones were sore for days."

"When my third grade teacher 'Mrs. N' bent over and unintentionally revealed her plump chesticles it was the first time I remember getting a warm, tingly sensation in my peepack & gladstones.”

peepack & gladstones by cjross99 January 17, 2006

peefuck 

when a girl sucks your dick so hard you start to piss on her mouth

Guy: Yesterday night my gf got peefucked

peefuck by fingercracker December 15, 2017

peeyucks 

the dirt or smelly substance that you pull out from between your toes with your finger.

Damn, did you smell the peeyucks that came out from between his toes !

peeyucks by wildfire58 March 22, 2009

Peepeckle 

When you have morning wood and you have to pee and you push you're penis down your until it hurts and when you finally can piss it feels like needles

Sup peepeckle ur really mean

Peepeckle by Hdhjbyh August 12, 2019