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A deputy or police officer who belongs to daughter swappin'clubs. Their morals are too high to bang their own, so they trade daughters with other homies on the force.
"Why do your hands always smell like shrimp when you come back from those "take your daughter to work days"? Are you a pedocop?"
pedocop by Running out of patience January 27, 2007

pedopodoacomopyrocopronecrozoophilia

Being sexually attracted to the feet of dead, baby, hairless animals, who are covered in feces, and are on fire.
Jake is a fucking pedopodoacomopyrocopronecrozoophiliac. He needs to go see a psychiatrist that specializes in pedopodoacomopyrocopronecrozoophilia.

Pedopodoacomopyrocopronecrozoophilia is considered to be the most common form of sexual arousal.

Pedopope 

The new definition of pedophilia behavior as shown by the Catholic churches own Pope. A new spin on Pedobear, used in reference to the Catholic church. Often used on Internet BBS's and forums in a humorous and inflammatory way.
HEADLINE: The Pope is heading to malta, sex abuse victims await his arrival.

That headline is pedobear approved. Hell that headling is even pedopope approved.
Pedopope by grimouire April 18, 2010

Pedapopo 

"That police officer is a pedapopo"
Pedapopo by TheNutNialator September 17, 2023
A bald guy that smiles in a way that will freak you out and voice cracks a lot that it gets to the point of normality and has a big foot obsession
“Dude you should take off your shoes in front of pedopod!”
DUDE YES!”
pedopod by M3RKL0P3Z October 14, 2017

Pedoportation

As demonstrated in most horror movies, most pedophiles seem to have the ability to teleport. This phenomenon is known as pedoportation.
He was in her room, so she ran down the stairs. But the moment she got down, he was right there in front of her. He is a master of pedoportation.
Pedoportation by Ginga Ninja 4272 October 17, 2008