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A pedophile who fails to such an extreme that he is caught by Chris Hansen on his Dateline series "To Catch A Predator".
Pedofailure: "Are you like her dad? Man it's not what you think!"

Chris Hansen: "No, I'm Chris Hansen and you're on Dateline NBC"

Pedofailure: "Oh crap..."
by dangnabbitjustworkdamnit May 30, 2009
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