An ageing, peroxide blonde long hair with a penchant for snake skin boots and gold flecked flares, often found at children's parties casting dirty spells with his "magic wand".
Oh I say Calum that Pedo Wizard you had at little Timmy's birthday party didn't half get the kids in a frightful mess with all those sticky magic spells he cast all over them.
by Ninjaprints October 27, 2011

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