When you go to pee in an upward motion and squeeze to hard, resulting in a poopy accident. Due to natural instinct butt cheeks are clinched immediately causing a Mohawk like shape to the feces. With the rough texture and light Carmel color of the Mohawk, it gives a crunchy peanut butter look. The first and only crunchy peanut mohawk incident was during fall of 2022 by a gentlemen named Grant Parker.
Oh my golly! I think I just released a crunchy peanut butter mohawk
by aidangreen January 4, 2023
Get the Crunchy peanut butter mohawk mug.
a word for weird people that either think someone they love is a peanut... or they're just weird and call people that like grandmas
thank u love peanut!
by Luphanduh Sheniqua August 25, 2010
Get the love peanut mug.
When you put your penis in a butthole and pull it out, then you have a peanut butter banana
I asked my husband if I could put his peanut butter banana in my mouth after he got done hitting me from the back
by Fat Boy Marco March 2, 2022
Get the Peanut Butter Banana mug.
you wanna take a hit off my peanut butter banana tortilla? just one and you’ll be zooted
by fjanzjdnzjxhs March 2, 2021
Get the peanut butter banana tortilla mug.