A furry creature often found wandering suburban drinking holes and kitchen pantry's. Believed to have originated from the present-day ape, commonly referred to as the "Missing Link." Known for its lack of thought and over-zealous appetite for ethyl alcohol. The Pdonny's infinite ravenous sexual hunger is only appeased by a heavy set human female, followed by a meal consisting of stadium cheese and various pastries.
by Spencer T. April 12, 2007