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A person who only one member of a group has met, but who is often mentioned in conversation. Whenever this person is scheduled to meet with others in the group, something happens so that they never actually meet.

Origin: The Polkaroo was a character from a children's TV show. The show had two hosts and the running joke was that the Polkaroo only appeared when one particular host had gone to do something. He'd come back and say, "The Polkaroo was here? And I missed him again?"
Jenn: "You're here! Remember that guy I keep telling you about and want you to meet? He was just here for dinner, but he had to leave early."
Amanda: "Oh! He's totally a Polkaroo."
Polkaroo by Canadian Kay November 20, 2013

polka dot ding dong 

1. a man's naughty bits infected with some variety of STD, acne, chicken pox or other infection resulting in a polka dot pattern.
John whipped out his polka dot ding dong causing all in close proximity to promptly lose control of their shfincters.
new dance craze that's sweeping the underground nation. so old school it's cool.
"roll out the terrarrel"
polka by bree January 11, 2004

Big Joe Polka Show

Half the charm of this show is its shameless dearth of professional production. The clothes, the music, the really bad cameramen, the dancing, Big Joe's funky vests, etc.. oh, it's just too much fun to miss.

Big Joe is a like a big, straight Liberace. The show is repeated several times a week on the RFD channel.
Big Joe Polka Show is late night TV at its finest.
Big Joe Polka Show by TheRealBrutus February 11, 2006

Polkagris 

Is a Swedish candy stick or straight candy cane that was invented in 1859 in the town of Gränna, Sweden, and remains a popular candy tradition in the town. The traditional polkagris candy cane is white and red.
This polkagris tastes like polka dancing pigs.
Polkagris by Meatley October 2, 2009

Polka-dot tiddies 

Polka-dot tiddies is a act in which you give a female hickeys on her tiddies. Therefore making them look like they have polka-dots.
Homie: bro I totally gave her Polka-dot tiddies
Fam: nice