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A dude who'll stay up until 6:00 AM watching anime while his friends fake fuck on his carpet. He'll be oblivous to the whole thing because he'll be stuck into his anime. Generally a nice dude but kinda awkward around people of colour.
Friend1: Hey let's fake fuck

Friend2: Good Idea!

Friend1&2: *Moans*

Pavao: ...

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Ebony Girl: Hello

Pavao: HAHAHAHA
Pavao by Clownshitter May 6, 2018
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A cool guy that is good at everything that he does. Pavao also has a huge dick and is very racist and hate gays.
He is such a Pavao
Pavao by Hajsveukwvyzdadb November 21, 2021
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Pavao • Pavao Šatvar • Talan Pavao • Pavan • Pavlo • pavlova • pavlov • paavo • pavo • Pavani

Pavao Šatvar 

A guy with a big dick and he likes fingering girls.
Guy1:Yo I fingered a girl yesterday!

Guy2:Wow! You're such a Pavao Šatvar
Pavao Šatvar by kbv1123 June 11, 2019

Talan Pavao

A possibly-gay man who loves fisting me and my brother together. He’s so fucking hot
Nolan M: Talan Pavao is such a hottie
Nolan L.: I know
Parker M.: That bitch is sexy
Me: I know
Talan Pavao by Talannnn November 22, 2021

Pavloved 

1. To become the victim of routine so much so as to become brain washed and maintain the same habits despite a change in one's environment.

2. To be trained to do something that doesn't make sense akin to being hypnotized.
1. Every morning I drive down to the corner of Park and Main only to stare find a vacant building. Man ever since they moved that Dunkin' Donuts I've just been pavloved.

2. Jim: Every day when Dwight logs out of his computer I've offered him a mint so today I didn't.

Dwight logs out and we hear the Windows log out sound. Dwight holds out his hand.

Jim: Why are you holding out your hand?

Dwight: I don't know...and my mouth tastes really bad and not minty.
Pavloved by Jabathenut March 25, 2010

Pavlov's dogging 

The act of conditioning another person to react in a certain way based on your providing stimulus.
I've been Pavlov's dogging my girl friend, every time she gives me a blow job she gets a back rub, therefor eventually I'll give her a back rub and she'll want to return the favor, bj-wise.
Pavlov's dogging by halcyonyear November 20, 2010

pavlovian boner 

The erection that occurs following a phone ring, text alert, or email alert from a sex partner. This occurs since the penis has been conditioned to become hard when a call or text usually results in a sexual encounter.
As soon as my phone rings at 2:00am on a saturday night, I usually get a pavlovian boner, since I know that's a booty call.
pavlovian boner by EduardoP January 13, 2010
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