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Paus promise 

A type of promise that never gets fulfilled because someone is so busy that he/she either forgets about it or doesn't get around to carrying it out.
"You didn't email him? You said that you would take care of it yesterday."
"Sorry. I had three problem sets and a research meeting. I'll take care of it tomorrow."
"That's a Paus promise, ya big fag."
Paus promise by bligblag April 16, 2007

marcus paus 

World record holder for fastest tremolo picking on a guitar, 46 notes per second. He has a nervous codition which allows him to pick that fast (or so I read ...)

Lead guitarist for the norwegian death metal band Mr. Cucumber. Has song called 'Caspersen's Secret Fetish".

Guy who amazes me, by proving that, even if you have a nervous condition, you can sill play the guitar good enough to get into the guiness book of world records.
umm he is his own example lol
marcus paus by deldelda July 29, 2004
A saying made by our leaders "Jesu Brødre"
Daus Paus also known as "Chill en smulle og ta' en snulle" is a common routine/tradition in many danish schools
Daus Paus is all about dipping some "ordentlig skive" like for example "Siberia" (A.K.A Rød Guld), "Lyft"(A.K.A Luft) or "Oden's"(A.K.A Shit Dip)
Duas Paus is usually held every time you catch XX:14 minutes on the clock
Eldin: Damn dansk is so fucking kedeligt
Pawel: Bruv check the clock its 10:14... Daus Paus!
Eldin: Hell yea
Pawel, Eldin: *Dippin dat lyft*
Daus Paus by PashaInThisBitch June 13, 2019

Faux Paus 

Bamboozled, tricked. pronounced foh pah
that nigga straight faux paus'ed the shit out of me
Faux Paus by SplurgeMaster3000 March 31, 2009

Cinco paus' 

a made up ios game, invented as a excuse by top Majora's Mask speedrunner as to why they take long breaks from speedrunning.
i can't beat my pb in Majora's Mask til i achieve my goal in Cinco Paus'.
Cinco paus' by Subjektive May 15, 2024

Lost Pause 

A guy on the Internet that makes money by staring at boobs all day. Otherwise known as Noble.
Lost Pause just made cringe-worthy shit yesterday. Though, it was pretty funny.