A legendary biology teacher at Abington Heights, a Youtuber, and the man who killed Thanos. He is also extraordinarily good at sending all the idiots to the office.
"You're so shrekking loud" -Mr. Rowlands when his students were talking over him
"You're so shrekking loud" -Mr. Rowlands when his students were talking over him
by EatThatPie December 6, 2019
A science teacher in Abington Heights that is famous for his youtube channel Rowbiology and majors in chemistry as a cover up for his crippling meth addiction.
"Go to the office" - Paul Rowlands
by Cystic Paulbrosis November 19, 2018
A legendary Biology teacher and youth group leader who thinks he’s cool because he makes Star Wars and and Andre the Giant references.
Is forced to teach the theory of evolution, doesn’t believe it.
Is convinced energy can be destroyed by the food chain.
Is forced to teach the theory of evolution, doesn’t believe it.
Is convinced energy can be destroyed by the food chain.
“Find the surface area of this leaf” -Paul Rowlands
“As you go up in levels, 10% of the energy goes away. It gets used up” - Paul Rowlands
“As you go up in levels, 10% of the energy goes away. It gets used up” - Paul Rowlands
by PaigeKittyMemes February 16, 2022