Pattism
Pattism by MarkedWheel6 March 4, 2018
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Pattism
A story or fact that is so untrue or fabricated that even the person informing you is unaware of how untrue it is and will "swear" that it is in fact true. It isn't, it is a lie.
That's a Pattism
Pattism by ytrewq1234 June 1, 2011
pattimifatti
pattimifatti is a pakistani tiktok star who lives in Brooklyn New York.Within under a year Patti has gained over 100k followers on the "clock app".Some of her most viral videos include her remaking the "how girls___ vs how boys___.She also likes to talk about racism on the app especially towards south asians.Her first viral video was in july 2020 and she is now 17. There are rumours going around about how she might be a teen mum but majority of her viewers think it is a joke and that she was actually never pregnant.
pattimifatti by itsmedamelioo June 19, 2021
grant pattison
grant pattison is such an amazing person. hes extremely cute and so adorable. grant pattison is also the most caring person i know. he has beautiful blue eyes that will make you fall in love as soon as you look into them. he will always know how to cheer you up whenever ur sad and will always know how to make you happy. overall, he is the greatest person you will ever meet.
grant pattison by emjay blanchette December 4, 2020
pattish
To be a general mooch by way of never having any money or always having an excuse why their lack of funds is the bank's fault. A pattish person is generally full of B.S. They will consume any worthwhile items such as food, cigs, cash, etc. when you are not looking.
pattish by George Burnett March 10, 2007
Pastism
The belief that pasta has distinctive characteristics determined by their factory workers and that this endows some pasta with an intrinsic superiority over other varieties.
Hatred or intolerance of one pasta type over others.
Hatred or intolerance of one pasta type over others.
Lauren opened her box of Spiral Macaroni and Cheese to find one, lonely macaroni noodle in the mix. Lauren did not like this because she believes in Pastism.
Matt (the coolest guy ever, who Lauren adored) deleted his cute, awesome, most bestest friend in the world from facebook because he had reason to believe that she wasa fan of Pastism.
Matt (the coolest guy ever, who Lauren adored) deleted his cute, awesome, most bestest friend in the world from facebook because he had reason to believe that she wasa fan of Pastism.
Pastism by MeowMeowRawr611 November 25, 2011
patrism
the act performed by a certain bald headed nonce onto an underage child. normally includes oral sex and/or intense sexual actvities e.g naked twister