patter merchant 

Someone who has terrific banter, jokes and charisma. Patter merchant is a compliment, not an insult.

"Have you met JP?"
"Aye, mate, proper patter merchant!"

patter merchant by JamaoDosSantos November 16, 2020

Patter Merchant 

Someone who can physically talk the hind legs of a dead dog, the merchant is persistant-with patter, arrogant by nature, laugable, and a complete twat...

"yip, yip, yip, yak, yak, yak,"

-can i hear the pitter patter of tiny bullshit??? you patter merchant!

Patter Merchant by hollister1979 March 22, 2012