A Patsads is a male, who has either black or brown hair but never blonde. Patsads usually play volleyball, basketball, and they wakeboard and/or ski. They are generally easy to talk to, funny, gorgeous, and extremely popular. But Patsads usually have nice faces and might have no dicks.
Sally: Oh my god, I'm in love with him.
Kate: I know, right? I just got a girl boner. What a Patsads.
Rachel: He's gorgeous. Lets go talk to him.
by <3life<3love November 7, 2010
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