Man:wow, did you see that iraqi passenger plane that got blown to pieces by a patriot.
Woman:you're such a cliched Man.
Woman:you're such a cliched Man.
by George Dubbya October 4, 2005
You are fucking a girl and u pull out and cum on their face punch them in the nose and eye. They have a blue eye and a bloody nose with white cum on them. Then u salute her.
I did this last week and her face resembled a flag so i saluted her. I had to come up with a name and the patriot cam to mind quite fun to do so try this some time
by Siemens April 22, 2010
I am an idiot who has never been outside of my country, and I only know about other nations by watching CNN. I'm sure you all understand, because I am just a typical American teenager who spends more time playing games on the computer and less time reading books.
I apologize to all those I viciously insulted, because I am stupid, loud-mouthed, mannerless, disrespectful of the opinions of others, ignorant, bigoted, and blinded by the political lies of my country.
by a patriot June 3, 2003
To come so close yet so far
To be the best...only to loose in the biggest game of your life
Patriots = FTW != Superbowl
To give it like a man to the rest but bend over, and hold the ankles while a midget ass rapes you
To be the best...only to loose in the biggest game of your life
Patriots = FTW != Superbowl
To give it like a man to the rest but bend over, and hold the ankles while a midget ass rapes you
Eli: Hey tom, did you get laid yet?
Tom: Well... I met her 1. brother, 2. her sister, 3. the dad, 4. step dad, 5. mom, 6. dog, 7. grandpa, 8. mailman, 9. grandma, 10. uncle, 11. aunt, 12. cousin in law, 13. fish, 14. boss, 15. coworker, 16. ex boyfriend, 17. insurance guy, 18. high school teacher
All of them liked me
Eli: did you get laid?
Tom: No I got rejected by her, she doesnt like me anymore
Eli: you pulled a patriots?
Tom: Yah, all that hard work for nothing
Tom: Well... I met her 1. brother, 2. her sister, 3. the dad, 4. step dad, 5. mom, 6. dog, 7. grandpa, 8. mailman, 9. grandma, 10. uncle, 11. aunt, 12. cousin in law, 13. fish, 14. boss, 15. coworker, 16. ex boyfriend, 17. insurance guy, 18. high school teacher
All of them liked me
Eli: did you get laid?
Tom: No I got rejected by her, she doesnt like me anymore
Eli: you pulled a patriots?
Tom: Yah, all that hard work for nothing
by ohfuck February 4, 2008
1.someone who believes that the person holding a gun and waving a u.s. flag is always right
2.synonym for misled
3.sometimes bordering on fanaticism
2.synonym for misled
3.sometimes bordering on fanaticism
'It's my duty as a patriot to cheer for my government, and trust them to defend us from terrorists, even when it means lying, and bombing kids and old ladies in iraq'
by radio girl December 11, 2003
A bunch of no good, cheating, cry babies that allowed their cheating coach to leave the field because he was so upset that they are 18-1. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
by Pimp Stick February 5, 2008
Most of the definitions here represent the 5% (270 million, or ther abouts)of the world who are in the united states. Patriotism is 95% about the rest of the world. Rule Britannia, and fuck your pitiful homelands. Rise again! Rise again!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 4, 2004