A parasitic type of hipster from a more "well to do" background of overly healthy living. Known for taking over once quiet, older, urban neighborhoods and shopping districts. They typically push the previous inhabitants out, replacing their tattoo and record shops with art bars and health food markets.Defining features include overpriced activewear and jogging strollers.
by Willie McCoy September 15, 2015
A college reminiscing bloke or broad in their late 20s and early 30s who spend the majority of their time in trendy beer gardens and coffee shops. They can be spotted in groups lavishly recollecting about their drunken college experiences while their toddler runs rampant. Usually seen wearing a Patagonia sweater or shirt to signal others of their "sophistication" and "adulting" lifestyle. Don't be fooled however, they are only pretending to be grown up.
Hey dude, look at that patagonian puking in the bushes. Wait is that his child in the middle of the street? Where is the childs mother? Oh there she is, buying another beer...Patagonians...
by Pursegrabber May 22, 2018
noun;
to be zipped up in a stray-jacket and be bum fucked by a transgender while they state facts about geographical sciences and mountainous terrain.
to be zipped up in a stray-jacket and be bum fucked by a transgender while they state facts about geographical sciences and mountainous terrain.
The man comes lurking out of the shadows, his eyes had seen too much, I took one look at the state he was in, it became more than obvious he had been patagonian express'd, his words slurred "there are 8 different climbing routes on Mt. Everest".
by rule14niggadog June 30, 2019
by DNSAFS September 30, 2009
When a person lights there partner’s bush on fire, then forcibly vomits on their crotch. After the the person scrapes of the vomit and charred hair and puts it into a bowl of warm water. Both add their fecal matter to the bowl. Then the bowl with the contents in it is microwaved for 10 minutes which excretes a wonderful aroma into the kitchen of the couple. The couple then eats it for dinner and later they take turns vomiting it into each other’s mouths.
Hey what are you and Tina having for dinner tomorrow night?
Oh just the usual, Patagonian Tumbleweed Soup!
Oh just the usual, Patagonian Tumbleweed Soup!
by Titttts McGee January 16, 2018