Slang term for female masturbation, likening it to the act of patting and rubbing a horses velvety snout.

Sometimes used mistakenly when talking to people who actually own horses.
‘Thanks Boss, give your horse a pat for me!’

Erm, Sham, that’s quite inappropriate! Do you even know what Patting Your Horse means?!’
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person 1: dude did you just see what Jake did? Im gonna kill him
person 2: woah there, pat the horse. No Jakes need to die today.
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