the best player in baseball... a modern day babe ruth
"Pat the Bat is God"
by Hank Cassa May 03, 2006
Top Definition
A modern diety. A titan among gods. Best known for leading the Philadelphia Phillies to the 2008 World Series title and getting balls deen every twat he saw along the way.
"hey Amanda, I heard u fucked Pat the Bat." "Absolutely not, Pat fucked me."

And on the 8th day, God created Pat.
by SlutMonkey62 September 20, 2010
A nickname for possibly the worst baseball player to play professional baseball. A name for Pat Burrell for one purpose and one purpose only; to make it seem like Pat Burrell was a positive contribution to the Philadelphia Phillies offensive production.
"Did you see Pat the Bat nail the golden sombrero last night?" "Yes I did; so why do they call him Pat the Bat anyway?" "That's a good question."
by saucedaddy3 March 01, 2010
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