Chucking A Pat

The act, of getting the shits for an extended period of time

Did you see Ben on the weekend? He was chucking a pat, you should of seen him.

by when???? October 25, 2016

Chucking A Pat

The act, of getting the shits for an extended period of time

Did you see Ben on the weekend? He was chucking a pat, you should of seen him.

by when???? October 25, 2016

poo patted

To get beat up by punches

He should stop talking about her before he gets poo patted

by La_Guera707 November 18, 2019

I'm phelan like Pat

When you're so angry with someone you momentarily feel like commiting murder. This term was thought to originate from the British Soap character Pat Phelan, an infamous serial killer.

I'm so angry that he stole my ergonomic pen. I'm phelan like Pat.

by Corrieface November 12, 2020

Pat the horse

Calm down.
Its mean cAlM dOwN

person 1: dude did you just see what Jake did? Im gonna kill him
person 2: woah there, pat the horse. No Jakes need to die today.

by Linda Kn October 11, 2019

postman patting

When you’ve been lying or sitting down after sorting some donkey dust, and you then you get up and find yourself bowling about trying to walk/balance with your feet apart & your arms out at your sides feeling like actual postman pat, wondering why the floor feels wonky suddenly

“I was postman patting about in the bedroom after sorting that donkey dust when I got up to go to the toilet “

by Krazybuthot September 11, 2020

pat your doo doo wee

The action of patting someone's head while shitting in their mouths because you fucking hate them but can't help but respect them.

Person 1: I SWEAR I will pat your doo doo wee
Person 2: ok...

by May 17 2023 May 18, 2023