1. A retroactive insult for a person who was a bastard in history.
2. An insult towards time-travellers who currently reside in the past.
2. Any pastor that tries too hard, is too young or goes door to door trying to convince you that there's an invisible man in the sky that talks to him.
3. All pastors, ministers, preachers, religious solicitors, clergy, people of the 'cloth' and deacons. (and anyone who got an online clergy card and uses it)
Jesus: "Yeah, it's freaking me out, dude."
Bill: "Woah! Where are your sandals?"
Jesus: "LOL, I think that pastard stole them!"
Bill: at least I didn't fuck a guy!
Ben: but, that was ages ago.
Bill: you still did it.
Ben: sure you hang out with gay guys.
Bill: I don't fuck them though.
Ben: you just can't accept my argument, pastard... >.<
Flatmate 2: Are you joking?? He's a f*cking pastard!! He always prepares the same bolognese spaghetti using the cheapest pesto sauce in the supermarket!