YES! I DIDN'T FAIL THE GOD DAMN PHYSICS EXAM! I'M GOING TO PASSTURBATE FOR HOURS TONIGHT!!! I'm going to do some passturbation.
by Yandereperson February 18, 2011
The style of football (soccer) made popular by the Barcelona squad and Spanish national sides. This style of football is marked by a teams OCD-like need to pass the ball as many times as possible during a match; even if the pass serves no other purpose than to pad the player's stats and serve the manager's delusion that whoever passes the ball the most wins the game. This includes 1-yard sideways passes in your own half while under no pressure, passing while staring at an open net inside the box and the 40-yard backwards pass to the goalkeeper.
Person 1: Are you a Barcelona fan?
Person 2: Hell yeah. I basically bust a nut while watching that team not try and score, but instead just pass the ball around. How about you?
Person 1: Nah, I'm not a huge fan of passturbation. I like teams that can actually fuck; like Baryen Munich, for instance. Hey, didn't those two teams play each other recently?
Person 2: Uhh...Messi was hurt that day...both days....
Person 2: Hell yeah. I basically bust a nut while watching that team not try and score, but instead just pass the ball around. How about you?
Person 1: Nah, I'm not a huge fan of passturbation. I like teams that can actually fuck; like Baryen Munich, for instance. Hey, didn't those two teams play each other recently?
Person 2: Uhh...Messi was hurt that day...both days....
by fatgunnersaurus November 21, 2013
Aaron: Dude, pass me the puck!
Stephen: I'm trying! It keeps passing to myself!
Aaron: I don't wanna play if you're just gonna passturbate all day.
Stephen: I'm trying! It keeps passing to myself!
Aaron: I don't wanna play if you're just gonna passturbate all day.
by sparker29 August 29, 2012
by Master Zed June 6, 2016