Often confused with its homonym, "Pasqua" (the Italian word for Easter), a Passkwa is a prehistoric and parasitic creature. Modern use finds Passkwa as a large, semi-upright, man with a penchant for laziness, being a lay-about, and general douchebaggery.
What'd you do today?
Woke up, got high, ate, went to bed.
You're such a Passkwa.