Passive-Adouchive

Term used to describe someone so douchey, that they can be a douche without even trying, or implying it in everyday means to where the recipients don't realize what the person said was douchey until it's too late.

When he said that, he was being very Passive-Adouchive.

Passive-Adouchive by quixilver09 February 18, 2014

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passive adouchive

A state of extreme douchiness that occurs when brought on by a moronic question, where the answer is usually very obvious to everyone but the tard asking it. The douchy behavior requires the individual to act as if they're being polite and straightforward, yet they're making a total tard out of the moron asking the stupid question. The more passive the douchy behavior, the better.

Jo: I posted something for sale online, and the description stated what size it was. Then some dumb ass sent me a message to ask what size it was.

Luke: What a tard! Can I message them back and tell them that it's located right there conveniently in the item description??

Jo: No, don't piss them off with your passive adouchive behavior. I need to sell that shit! Momma needs money!

passive adouchive by Yay!!! February 18, 2014

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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