look up any word, like bootylicious:
3. Parp
British slang, to break wind.
Johnny Fartpants from Viz is always parping
1. Parp
1. The sound theoretically made by the discharge of either a P-38 pistol or a P-08 Luger into the back of a kneeling victim's head.

2. The act of parping. This involves an elaborate and thoroughly unnecessary process that starts with the parper demanding in a high-pitched Prussian accent that the parpee kneel. The would-be executioner then gives a contemptuous snort and removes his pistol, cocks it with another contemptuous snort, twirls the pistol like a cowboy, before bringing the weapon to bear on the victim's head via a windmill type motion. The deed being done, the parper will give yet another snort of contempt, twirl the pistol up to his nose, inhale the smoke, and then cock the pistol again, ejecting a perfectly serviceable round before ...
more...
2. parp
noise made when farting whilst tightly clenching buttocks.
by dingleberry Sep 19, 2003 add a video
4. parp
british slang for fart.
walrus parps smell like fish.
5. parp
To 'toot', 'fart' or 'break wind'
"Oi mazz i just did a massive PARP, it smells like rotten eggs'
6. parp
the pitiful sound a car horn makes whilst in an attempt to sound like a REAL car horn (the mcraes car) and/or the sound protruding from the horn on the clown's car in my favourite little picture book
PARP/toot/beep and the list just goes on and on....
by LW Dec 9, 2004 add a video
7. parp
The noise that a real rasper (fart) makes!
PARRRRRP !!!

Opps, excuse me - hehehe LOL XBOX LOL !!!!
by the DustRoom Feb 21, 2003 add a video
rss and gcal