Taiwanese Parliament

A place where middle-aged and elderly Taiwanese politicians duke it out, "Fight Club" style over the most bizarre arguments.

The first rule of Taiwanese Parliament: Do not talk about Taiwanese Parliament.

by Austin James April 6, 2004

Parliament lights

A smooth and relaxing light cigarette that everyone loves. And gives a great buzz

Tim:Yo Jon you gotta cig?
Jon:Yeah i got some newport lights on my desk.
Tim: Newports are nasty, i want some parliament lights. I gotta say Jon, you have the worst taste in cigarettes.

by kman998 March 14, 2010

Hung Parliament

The term originates from the United Kingdom, and arises from a situation when the government becomes so full of dicks that voters lose faith. When a general election happens, no majority is declared and a hung parliament occurs.

"After the expenses scam, the Houses of Parliament were so chock-a-block with cocks that I'm certain the government after this election will be a Hung Parliament."

by expenses scandal April 16, 2010

Poutine Parliament

When the Government of Canada does an act of pure stupidity that serves the oligarchy and rich.

Bro 1: Did you see how the feds are spending money?
Bro 2: yeah they're a Poutine Parliament

by Feprexzikn April 6, 2022

The Scottish Parliament

A pathetic waste of English taxpayers money.

Your English so you cant have your own parliament, but you can spend £400,000,000 on a spanking new one for the Scots.

by Billy November 5, 2004

Hung Parliament

Members of British parliament with monstrous dicks with veins the size of a normal persons wrist, that are thrust down the throats of baby elephants. This process usually arouses morbidly grotesque middle aged men.

Dude at the zoo: "Damn that is one "HUNG parliament!"

by GeorgePooney69 May 12, 2010

houses of parliament

where over-payed wankers discuss about what to do when something that wont ever happen happens.

houses of parliament

by henry lole January 27, 2004