The absolute hottest dorm on the USC campus (and USC is a seriously hot campus). Low profile, but nonetheless filled with SC's finest hard core partiers, rich whores, and overall insanely gorgeous people. Do not come to parkside, unless you want to see how inadequite you are.
Person (not from parkside): I saw those Parkside bitches, and now I realize how much I suck. I'm gonna kill myself.
by WestCoastLisa January 23, 2006