16 definitions by WestCoastLisa

To embarassingly sabatoge one's own chance at success moments before acheivement by becoming overly confident and showing off. Derived from U.S. snowboarder Lindsay Jacobellis' tumble at the 2006 Olympics.
Jimmy pulled a major Jacobellis the other day. He was almost at the finish line for the 400 meter, then he started dancing, and tripped. The other runners stepped on him, and he came in last. Poor Jimmy.
by WestCoastLisa February 20, 2006
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Large out door mall in Pasadena, Ca. The stores are aimed at conservative women married to rich attorneys, but Paseo tends to be crawling with their sons and daughters instead- ussually free spirited scene kids chillin' and wearing awesome pants (from urban outfitters). That's pasadena for you.
Mr. and Mrs. Madison just dropped Laura off at paseo in their Lexus. Laura is wearing tight pants and vitage jewelry as she chills and pretends not to know her parents.
by WestCoastLisa January 27, 2006
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A kinky girl. A mistress of kink. Similar to "Pimpstress" in its derivation. Ussually more on the hot side, as opposaed to cute.
She wanted her B/F to bite her all over her neck and arms. What a kinkstress.
by WestCoastLisa March 1, 2006
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Vagina; Possibly inspired by the alleged resmblance between a pussy and an oyster. This term, along with several others, was popularized by the Bloodhound Gang song, "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo" (F-U-C-K in Phoenetics).
*Not a term one would use in serious conversation
"Cattle prod the oyster ditch with the lap rocket" -"Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo"
or
Jack: Did you do her up the ass?
Marc: no, but she let me have some of the oyster ditch
by WestCoastLisa January 3, 2006
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A person who makes up slang words and terms in the hopes of getting other individuals to spend hours figuring out the meaning of said word or term.
Umair, quit being such a maui wowee. I have better things to do with my time than contemplate your fictitious terms.
by WestCoastLisa February 11, 2006
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Alternate spelling of the word Agg. A word that kids from the OC use because they are too Ag to say "cool". The word Ag can be used to replaces pretty much any slang, for example: cool, awesome, badass, sweet, and even some negative words like shit, fuck, or damn it.
"We're getting pizza? Oh, Ag! I love pizza! Pizza is so Ag!"
or on the negative side, "Ag me, the pizza place is closed." and "The pizza place is closed all next week? Oh Ag."
by WestCoastLisa June 1, 2006
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The male form of Butterface. A butterface is a girl on which everything looks nice "but her face (butterface)". Because no clever play on words exists for males fitting this criteria, a boy with a nice body, but unfortunate face, is referred to as a butterface boy. Cute huh?
Jane is a complete butterface. She has such a nice body, but her face is tragic. But seriously, you should see her boyfriend- He's built like an abercrombie model, but his face looks like he fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch. He's a butterface boy.
by WestCoastLisa January 5, 2006
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