He is a nice kid, but he gets super hyper after a while. And then gets really annoying. Then no one wants to be around him.
by TheOneMemeCreator April 26, 2019
Parkers are total flirts, so you can never tell if he's liking you back. Almost always gorgeous, with shaggy-ish red-blonde hair and to-die-for eyes. Parkers usually live in medium-sized towns and are (of course) a year younger that the one who cares for him. Beware of pakers: they have unknown hypnotic powers that pull you in faster than anything!! Also, parker is usually the middle name of a boys named Joseph, but liked their middle name better.
Girl: OMG ur SUCH a Parker!!
Boy: Actually, my first name is Joseph, but whatever.
Girl: oh... Hi PARKER!!!
Boy: *exasperated sigh*
Boy: Actually, my first name is Joseph, but whatever.
Girl: oh... Hi PARKER!!!
Boy: *exasperated sigh*
by BananaHannnnnnnnn January 8, 2009
A man who is often times tall, strong, muscular, and attracts all the women. They often will have hoards of women swarming them at any given moment. Parker's are always the alpha. They tell the teacher what to teach and when to speak. They don't need to raise their hand in class.
Woman: "Did you see that Parker??"
Other woman: "You mean that strong, muscular, tall and handsome man that just saved that kitten??"
Woman: "Yeah.... hes so dreamy..."
*Everyone claps*
Other woman: "You mean that strong, muscular, tall and handsome man that just saved that kitten??"
Woman: "Yeah.... hes so dreamy..."
*Everyone claps*
by MyNameIsntParker July 14, 2021
a Christian girl, beautiful and caring. she is very trustworthy and would make a great girlfriend. Parkers are fun and up for anything! She can party or stay home and watch movies. Parkers love cuddling and holding your hand. They like long and close relationships and will stay loyal to her boyfriend! Parkers like really tall guys with brown hair. if you find a girl Parker, it's very rare. keep her!
by Jacob8 December 10, 2013
Parker is one of the prettiest boys you will ever meet. Hes so nice and once you meet him you wont forget him. The Parker I'm talking about has blue eyes that I would fucking die for. And blondish-brown hair. Hes so perfect. I could stare at him forever. But you never know if he hates you, but you don't care. Because hes so Parker. And I don't know if that makes sense but, Hes so amazing. And so pretty. You feel like when you look at him everything around you just vanishes. When he smiles, you smile. But hes dating someone. And you're happy for him. And you always want him to be happy. But deep deep sown, you wish the girl he's with, was you.And you're upset because you see him with her. And their hugging,kissing,and smiling at each other. And you're sad but, at your darkest times he's around and he makes you feel better. And you love him.
Girl 1: OMG,I JUST SAW THE PRETTIEST FUCKING PERSON EVER.
Girl 2: Oh, was it Parker?
Girl 1: How did you know?
Girl 2: Oh, was it Parker?
Girl 1: How did you know?
by Someone.who.admires April 25, 2022
(Adj.) Gay slang for a very submissive power bottom. Always ask people at your local Gloryhole for the best neighborhood Parker.
by Parker+Abbie4evaBABIEEEEEEEEEE September 29, 2019
Absolutely awesome friends, always supportive, clumsy, funny, athletic, and always a guy that will have your back
Parker is awesome.
by pseudonym#@$%1\ February 6, 2017