parker is an amazing guy and friend. he never fails to put a smile on your face and is the best at giving advice. he is there for you no matter what you are going through and normally likes girls with the opposite hair and eyes as him. he is very likeable once you get to know him and is very easy to fall in love with. he gives the best hugs ever and is fun to be around. he is very athletic and good at every sport. he is also very popular and is friends with everyone. he never gets boring to talk to and never runs out of things to talk about. if you ever meet a parker make sure not to let him go because there is no one else like him in the world.
by parker’s bestie October 2, 2018
by Oof Roblox69 May 16, 2018
parkers are kind and caring and listen to other people the irony is that they are usually depressed and seek attention
by WyomingTheWordGuru June 27, 2019
Someone who will blaze you without asking anything in return. they are one of the coolest types of people in the world.
Tom: Shit man, I don't have any weed or any money to buy any
Greg: Yo, thats okay, come with me I will blaze you
Tom: Thanks man you rule! You are such a parker!
Greg: Yo, thats okay, come with me I will blaze you
Tom: Thanks man you rule! You are such a parker!
by brandon420 December 28, 2007
A funny, smart, lovable kid who has his way around girls. He prefers girls of a different hair/eye color than his because he finds them to be more attractive. He talks a lot but is better with adults. He doesn't have a lot of guy friends, but he likes to play on his Xbox with them. He likes videogames, but would rather be playing outside. He hates school and is known to have a negative attitude when coming home. He loves unhealthy food but is not fat. He likes football and having fun.
by That_random_Squirrel_22 October 6, 2020
This is a manly beast. The dick is like those ripe, hard bananas in the store. If you date a Parker, he is the one and only. He's cuter than any boy named Jackson.
by Lover of Parker March 21, 2017
Parker is a gorgeous girl that is always the life of the party and is known for her great sense of humor. Even though she is very pretty, her charm and wit are the factors that make her irresistible. She is very intelligent and sometimes thinks too hard about some things. It takes a lot for her to fall for someone. She can be kind of different at times, but that just makes her even more loveable. You always know when she is around because she loves to be in the spotlight and has a tendency to talk a lot. You can always count on her and know she will always be honest with you. Consider yourself lucky if you come across a Parker.
by A Fucking Vacuum May 23, 2011