1 definition by A Fucking Vacuum

Parker is a gorgeous girl that is always the life of the party and is known for her great sense of humor. Even though she is very pretty, her charm and wit are the factors that make her irresistible. She is very intelligent and sometimes thinks too hard about some things. It takes a lot for her to fall for someone. She can be kind of different at times, but that just makes her even more loveable. You always know when she is around because she loves to be in the spotlight and has a tendency to talk a lot. You can always count on her and know she will always be honest with you. Consider yourself lucky if you come across a Parker.
Boy 1: Damn, that girl is FINE.

Boy 2: Oh I know, but she's even more than that. She's a Parker.
by A Fucking Vacuum May 23, 2011
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