A Parker would also buy really expensive shoes to try and show he's not poor. Shoes such as RBK Pumps and Air Force Ones. These shoes cause a huge debt for his family.
A Parker will also never shower, and have long diry hair, and also lie constantly. A Parker is usually trying to pick up girls way out of his league too, and gets constant reject.
A Parker's mother will also take you out for dinner, and then ask for $10 when you're done your meal.
"Dude, you just painted it red, don't pull a Parker on us."
"Hey guys, I take baths with my brothers."
"Dude, you just totally pulled a Parker by taking a bath with your brothers."
"Hey guys, my Dad grows spices in the basement."
"It's weed dude. Don't pull a Parker on us."
"Hey guys, I work at the grocery store with my mom"
"Dude, you just pulled a Parker."
"Hey guys, I got dragged across the floor by and old man and liked it"
"Dude, you totally pulled a Parker if you liked it."
"Dude, he's not even your real father."
"YES! Ron is my Dad!"
"That's a total Parker there."
"Shut the fuck up, clean up that puke, and don't be a Parker and say daddio!"
girl 2- o it must be parker
girl- yah he is so aggressive
Parkers know when they can act immature and when to fool around with his boys. They are perfect and well mannered in front of ladies and in front of his guys he lets down his guard a little to relax and laugh with the boys. They enjoy playing "Call of Duty" and soccer, with some football on the side. These men are great at dancing and can control their partners into a suave form.
They care about the way they look always dressing sexy and delicious in sweaters jeans Active wear and of course, ADIDADS!
Parkers arent ones to fall into temptation though. They know how to say no and stick to it. Once a decision is made in his mind, it is set in stone. They also take in past experiences and learn from them.
Parkers are all around great people, boyfriends, and/or friends.
me:"i know... he is a keeper:)"
Greg: Yo, thats okay, come with me I will blaze you
Tom: Thanks man you rule! You are such a parker!
Everyone in the room: *awkward silence*.
Boy: Actually, my first name is Joseph, but whatever.
Girl: oh... Hi PARKER!!!
Boy: *exasperated sigh*