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most commonly refers to blowing one's load into a fresh hot croissant after being brought to climax by sugar-sweetened dick sucking, then presenting said croissant to your partner for consumption. The Parisian sweet roll, a technique perfected in the court of Emporer Napolean which, in it's time, brought even the little general to his knees, is practiced today by only the most traditional courtesans.
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Visitors to Paris finding their beds full of sugar - beware! An hour before, in your hotel room, sordid events occurred. The practice of sugar coated genitals and haute cuisine. Sorry sir, the continental breakfast does not include a Parisian sweet roll, but we could order one in for you from the shop next door.
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