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A personality defect in which a person suffers from a mix narcissism and paranoia.
The belief that you are so awesome, multiple people you don’t know want your phone number, and once they have it will become crazy stalkers.
George: I will not give you my number in a public message, because I dont want people I don't know to have my number.

Ray: So, are you calling my friends stalkers? Turn down your Paraphonia!
by greycoatmasher April 01, 2010