Top Definition
A unit of measurement equal to 69 pounds; used primarily by the monks of "Blooooooooh"
Man 1- Excuse me sir, how much do you weigh?
Man 2- 138 pounds.

Man 1- No, in Parapes!
Man 2- What is a parape?
Man 1- 69 pounds, so you weigh 2 parapes!
by Frank the donut August 10, 2010

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