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The state when you are being incapacitated due to abusing your computer/TV i.e. too much gaming, surfing on the internet or getting stoned by the TV commercials.
Dudebro - Hey, wanna shoot/slice some evil creatures or actually do something outside?

Paralyzed Bro - Nah, I rather write with my friends on facebook than being with 'em.

(Paralyzed Bro - No, insert excuse here.)
by xHoodwinked August 23, 2010
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