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1.
The effect that causes you to misjudge a reading due to the angle of viewing.
Hey dawg, how comes youz missed that bizatch? Muss be parallax wit not holdin my rife right
by Anonymous September 17, 2003
 
2.
Proposing to oneself the attribute of being smart or undeniable witty.
"Oh, we got beef? How about if I intelligent."
by Anonymous March 06, 2003