Morbidly obese butt buddies with special powers called "The Invisi-dick". They u-...What? It's not a super power, it's just how they were born? ...Stop the filming!
Bill: "Dude! They have the world's biggest whales with the world's smallest penises show going on!".
Jim: "Dude, no. That's just Paradox and Incision.".