Grab a nice big slice of pizza (depending on the size of ur dick), wrap the pizza around ur dick and jack off with it using the pizza sauce and oils as lubricant. Jizz all over the top and feed it to someone.
There's no fucking ranch dressing!!! Oh let me help you, i'll go in the back and make a Papa John Surprise for the best ranch dressing you'll ever dip your fingers in!
by Tyler Rackelsauce March 14, 2008
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Guy who has lots of sex and rides motorbikes
Bro, you're just like "big papa john"
by lrallis April 27, 2016
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One performs the Papa John's spectacular by first ordering a large italian sausage pizza. Then you get someone to give you a blowjob while you take a shit and eat said pizza at the same time. The greatest feeling a man could ever feel.
Hey babe, do you mind helping do the Papa John's Spectacular, I have had such a rough day
by The papa john's shitter May 13, 2009
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when a strange bald man puts drugs into breadsticks so after you eat them you feel high.
last night me and my friends ordered papa john breadsticks and felt like we had lsd .
by pandacum201 August 21, 2017
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