The irrational fear of pants, A person who is a pantaphobe never wears pants and has a nervous breakdown if they have to (they always wear skirts or just no pants)
Me "Look at that person, she never wears pants and she always gets into shananigans with hooligans because of it"

You: " Its cause shes a pantsaphobe"
by thepantasaphobe;) August 6, 2011
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