Pandelitis

Inflammation of the pandels. Pandels, of course being large, flabby man-boobs. Often characterized by a feeling of chunky oatmealness.

Bernice: My your pandels are feeling rather oatmealish today.

Eugene: I know, maybe I should see a doctor. I might have Pandelitis.

Pandelitis by AntiPandelitisGov'tTaskForce May 5, 2011

testicular pendulitis 

Referring to the situation of an old man wearing a speedo.

Doesn't that old man know that no one wants to see his testicular pendulitis? He should put some normal trunks on for God's sake!

testicular pendulitis by WhiskeyNick June 24, 2007

Pendejitis 

Spanglish slang. Very serious condition that makes people act like they have lost all ability to reason.

Have you seen? My daughter got back with her cheating ex. Seems as though her pendejitis may be terminal now she says she wants to marry the guy.

Pendejitis by Holysheetfairy December 11, 2019

Pendejitis 

A dangerous and very common desease where the victim is very srupid or in Spanish a "pendejo"

That guy is so dumb he for sure has "pendejitis"

Pendejitis by Alberto smh kass July 22, 2018

pandelirium 

A word made popular by a crazy old englishman with nothing better to do with his time than to make up stupid words in hopes of looking smarter than he actually is.

it was absolute pandelirium!

pandelirium by LUMPEDWINK! April 16, 2007

Pandertisement 

Especially common with modern society's "victim culture" ; An advertisement that subtlety throws in injustices from the past or in line with a certain political agenda, having nothing to do with the reality of modern day, in order to sell more of their advertised products to people of a certain background or race.

Person 1: Hey what did you think about that recent Gillette ad ?
Person 2: Yea man that shit was a total Pandertisement.

Pandertisement by BongKusher69420 September 1, 2019

Pantelitsa 

Probably a girl with a 69% probability to be a raging lesbian who loves to suck titties and probably has a crush on a goth girl

And she has the worst personality ever
She is toxic always mean and never says thank you
Also she’s probably a thief

“Hey have you seen the girl in my class”
“Yeah why?”
“She’s a Pantelitsa”
“Oh good luck with that”

Pantelitsa by Brad.69.420 November 20, 2021