by RealBigD72 April 2, 2016
by Dmoney808 March 20, 2016
The coolest and most awsome animal or should it be said God!Panda's are also very dangerous as they have claws,guns and knows kung-fu.
If you ever happen to run into one you must offer yourself for sex or it will kill you but dont fear as they can be very lazy and not do anything...
If you ever happen to run into one you must offer yourself for sex or it will kill you but dont fear as they can be very lazy and not do anything...
girl 1:Oh my i just ran into a panda and had to take of my pants but when it got up it just sat back down cus it was to lazy
girl 2:wow ur lucky poor sarah refused to give herself and the Panda ripped here head off and raped her dead body!!!
girl 2:wow ur lucky poor sarah refused to give herself and the Panda ripped here head off and raped her dead body!!!
by amanaboutapanda January 12, 2010
Roaming through the woods, evading enemies (police), eating pandacakes in his Panda food shack, wearing nothing but black and white, this Panda lives on. Secksay beastie.
by Beva January 15, 2007
by Person in your basement December 13, 2010
When a girl gives you head and you ejaculate in one eye and punch her in the other.
she will have one white and one black eye
also see pirate and scroll down to the sexual definition
she will have one white and one black eye
also see pirate and scroll down to the sexual definition
by dangerous92 September 19, 2008
1) A panda is a black person that dresses, talks, and/or acts white and loves Asian things, e.g. manga, anime, etc.
2) A panda is a white person that dresses, talks, and/or acts black and loves Asian things, e.g. manga, anime, etc.
3) A lazy person that much like a panda is too lazy to have sex and just eats instead.
4) A social event not focused in search for sexual conquest but instead to consume giant amounts of alcohol. In other words getting shammered.
2) A panda is a white person that dresses, talks, and/or acts black and loves Asian things, e.g. manga, anime, etc.
3) A lazy person that much like a panda is too lazy to have sex and just eats instead.
4) A social event not focused in search for sexual conquest but instead to consume giant amounts of alcohol. In other words getting shammered.
1) Andre: Last night? I was was folding cloths while watching Naruto.
Deon: Panda.
2) Justin: Yo dawg you catch that bleach marathon on A.S. last night?
Bill : You're such a panda, dude.
3) Jenny: You want to have sex?
Jim: Nah. I just made tacos.
Jenny: Fucking panda!
4) Oh shit! This party is so panda.
Deon: Panda.
2) Justin: Yo dawg you catch that bleach marathon on A.S. last night?
Bill : You're such a panda, dude.
3) Jenny: You want to have sex?
Jim: Nah. I just made tacos.
Jenny: Fucking panda!
4) Oh shit! This party is so panda.
by OMFGPANDA September 10, 2010